Kidnapping Carlisle

Hey guys this is out it started out lol

angels91 wrote:Hello!!

I love Carlisle! You are not alone now!

Now you have to share him! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!

*Grabs Carlisle by his wrist and yanks him to my side, growlig slightly*

angels91 wrote:Hello!!




I love Carlisle! You are not alone now!

Now you have to share him! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!

*Grabs Carlisle by his wrist and yanks him to my side, growlig slightly*

Twilightvampire17 wrote:Man guys come on show some love ...or less love! he's mine! *pulls him away locks him in a room to keep him all to myself."

Andalusian wrote:NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HA HA! *finds spare key under the 'Welcome' mat*

CARLISLE HERE I COME MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs out with Carlisle tied to a toboggan*

*once a save distance away unties Carlisle*

Me: You will stay with me forever and ever!!!

Carlisle: Huh? Okay! I'm fine with that!



LOL!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!

Twilightvampire17 wrote:Me-Calls Esme

Esme-Helps me to kidnap Carlisle back lol

Me-Ties up Esme..and takes Carlisle back
he's mine again! *Evil laugh*

Andalusian wrote: Carlisle!!!!!!!!

*finds James to help me track Esme, TV17, and Carlisle*

*In the cover of night I liberate Carlisle and we run off into the... SUNRISE!!!!!*

*In a crouch postiton guarding Carlisle not letting anyone come near*

Twilightvampire17 wrote:ME: Hires Flying Ninjas to attack Andi
to knock you out hee hee.

Andi-What the heck....

Me-ha ha ha steals Carlisle back....

Carlisle- Come on girls isn't this getting a little old?


Me and Andi- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angels91 wrote: Me: Edward these crazy fangirls have kidnapped Carlisle! Come get him back!



*Through various means of dazzlement, Edward gets Carlisle back*

Edward: Whew! He's safe.



*I throw Carlisle over my shoulder and start running*

Me: Thanks! It's just you and me now my dear!

Carlisle:

Andalusian wrote:*walks inot a claering and sees angel91, TV17, and Carlisle standing there*

Me: Hey guys lets say we reach an agreement.

angels91 & TV17: What knid of agreement?

Me: Like custidy.

angels91 & TV17: Okay what is it then?

Me: I get Carlisle on every day that ends in 'y'. You guys can split him up on the other days.

Carlisle: Sounds like a plan.

lets see where it'll go now shall we....

What!? WHAT!!!???!!!!!



*I smack all of you silly*

All of you:

Me: You're mine now!

*Ties Carlisle up with duct tape and gets on riding lawn mower*

Me: You'll never catch us!

Me-Runs after Angel for three days....waits till she falls asleep .....and steels Carlisle back...


Carlisle-No not again Esme help me!!!!! The crazy fangilrs are at it again!



Me-Hey hey stop you hummy Doctor....I don't want to have to tie you up again.....

Carlisle

*guards the Doctor with my life.*

*comes riding in on an electric floor waxer*

Me: Over that vampire hand!

All:

Me: I mean hand over that vampire.

TV17: NEVER!

*satrt agruing*

*Carlisle runs off while we are fighting*

Me: Where is Carlisle! YOU HID HIM FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!

TV17: No I didn't! I have no iead where he is!

*4 days later*

Me: *panting* Where is he?

*spots Carlisle hiding behind a synthitic potted plant*

Me: Ah ha! THERE YOU ARE!!!!!! You're comming with me!!!!!!!

*takes Carlisle to a top secret place where no one can find him*

*security guards patrol the place*

*Carlisle sits in a chair while I feed him shots of blood* (I was going to say grapes the I was like "SHOOT! He can't eat food! UGH!")

Carlisle: This is the life!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!


Me-Sneaks up behind.....Andi while she is feeding Carlisle....
*Knocks Andi over the head...


Andi-Falls to the ground...



Me-Takes Calisle back........


Carlise-This is getting very old.....Where's Esme?

Me-Shutup! She's coming....I'm only here to take you back to Esme..


Carlisle- Really?

Me-now here's some blood.......throws him a rabbit.....that knocks him out......

Me-Yeah thats how it goes....

--Rides into the sunset------

Me: CARLISLE!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*calls Edward on his cell*

Me: Hey Edward I need a ride can you get here as fast as you can?!?!?!?!

Edward: Okay where are you?

Me: ... HERE!!!!! COME FIND ME... AND FAST!!!!!!!

*we hang up*

*7 days later*

*calls Edward again*

Me: Where are you!!!!!!!

Edward: I think the question is where are you?

Me: *wimpers* Help me Edward!!!!!

*hangs up*

*one hour later*

Me: EDWARD!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!!

Edward: *sigh* Yes. Now where do you want to go?

Me: To find Carlisle!

*jumps on to Edward's back and he runs off into the sunset*

*the next day*

*we find Carlisle tied to a tree and TV17 is sleeping nearby*

Me: *whispering to Carlisle* Come on... lets get you out of here.

*unties Carlisle*

Me: Come on guys! Lets go!

*Edward and I take Carlisle to another secert place where we guard him*

Carlisle: Where's Esme?

Me: Oh... just around that corner there.

*ties Carlisle to Edward*

Me: *to Carlisle* Just so you cant get away...

Me-----CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me-Calls Alice....


Alice-I know.....okay be right there....


Me-Don't tell Esme...

Alice-okay ....I know where they are..


Me--good


hour later Alice pulls up with Jasper.

-Alice- I'm here lets go..

Jasper-Hey TV17

Me-relaxes...

Alice-Were here...

Me-See's Carlisle and Edward...Andi's no where in site..

Jasper-She won't be back

Edward- *Looks up*

Carlisle-mutters not again!

_All of us....run off....Until next time I will steel The Dr. For myself....ha ha ha ha ha

Me: OH REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*I catch up with the group*

Me: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And yes, I speak in all italics!)

*in the cover of night I manage to again rescue Carlisle from his captors (I had him first!)*

Carlisle: Where's Esme?

Me: Is that all you say?!?!?!??!??!!?!?!?

Carlisle: Where's Esme?

Me: iIT'S A DECOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*TRUDGES BACK TO THE GROUP*

Me: OKAY WHERE IS HE?

TV17: I'll never tell!

Me: EDWARD! Read her mind!!!!!!!

Edward: Ummmm.... He's right in that tree.

Me: Sweetness!

*I get the real carlisle and I hual him away in a potatoe sack (with air holes of course (Not like he needs them but they're there) but not big enough for him to escape)!*

Me-----

Me-Goes to Andi with peace offernig.


Andi---Oh thank you switches classes at last minute when I turn around.

Me*Ha just what I wanted*

Andi-

Me---Bribes Carlisle with Esme (Fake Esme)

Carlisle- comes running.....

ME-Sticks bag over Carlisles head and flys to Africa..........

LOL! (I'm running out of ideas! )

Me: HUH?

*takes a plane to Africa*

Me: Gosh it's hot here!!!

*Edward embraces me in his nice icy cool body*

Me: *sigh*

*we find Jumpy and Carlisle in the shade of a tree*

*again in the cover of night I sneek up on them. I climb the tree that they are sitting under and cut off all of the branches with hedge clippers (which is not easy let me tell you!) when they wake up they are overheating... well at least Jumpy is*

Edward: Carlisle come with us! we'll bring you to Esme!

Carlisle: Really?!!??!?!?!?!?!?

Me:Yes! Now come with us!

*we take Carlisle to an empty island in the middle of nowhere*

Me:

How about--We join forces and help keep Carlisle away from Esme?

He's ours!!!!!!!

Edward,Emmett,Jasper,Jake our ares also....They will help us....We keep them away from their women...What do yeah say?

Emmett-Hell yeah!
Jasper-Sure
Edward....Oh yeah my ladies...

Carlisle-Sure lets give it a shot.....

Me: *uber dazzled* *mouth opens and closes like a fish* WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*crickets chirping*


(Okay I have to go now I'll talk to you tomorrow.)

Andalusian wrote:Me: *uber dazzled* *mouth opens and closes like a fish* WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*crickets chirping*


(Okay I have to go now I'll talk to you tomorrow.)

lol goodnight!

while everyone else is away sleeping...or watever it is that they be doing at the present moment in time...

me-teehee,giggle giggle. hello,my awsomest-ly amazing vampire friends,who votes we go to...my top secret ninja hide-out in japan!!!

everyone else-INDEED!

me-muhahahaha,i am an elite ninja!
*ties sea turtles to feet(with hair)and is OFF TO JAPAN!*

3 days later...(they are my elite mutant ninja turtles,they are veary fast)

me-welcome to my elite ninja hidout!

Carlisle-...um...im kinda getting bored with this.can i go home now?

me-no*grabs carlisle by wrist and drags him through door*
*edward,jasper and emmett follow*

Edward-*uses his elite telepathic skills*omg omg omg!!!victoria found us!!!

me-NO!!!she is trying to steal carlisle.RAWR!!!
*hears footsteps behind me*
Me-o snap....*victoria hits me over head with...an octopus.


Me-*wakes up hours later* O NOES!!!SHE KIDNAPPED CARLISLE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE!!!...ok,WHICH ONE OF YOU HIRED VICTORIA?????

*looks suspiciously at Andi*


(wow that was longer than i thought)

*walks in causally and grabs Carlisle's hand and walks right out*

All:

Carlisle: This is getting old...

Me: Ditto. But you're back with me now!!!

*Jumpy walks over*

Jumpy: You got him back! Right after reach an agreement a little ninja stole her...

*jumpy and I Emmett bear hug Carlisle*

*Hugging Andi and Carlise

Me-I think we should....do something about that little Ninja....

Carlise-I agree.....

Andi...I have an idea.

*makes plans*



Andi so we will to what we discussed next time?
Next time.


Carlise-You girls are fun...you might become vampires if I end up likeing you that much.

Andi and Jumpy *faints*

*swoon*

Me: We're waiting for you little ninja!

Me: Uh-huh... sure whatever you say... but WE HAVE CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!!

Me-And We will always have him!
Andi-Calls Jasper.
Me-oh now we have Jasper so ha!

Me: And while I'm at it I'll call Emmett, Alice, and Esme too!!!! SO HA!!!!!!
Jumpy: And there's nothing you can do about it!!!!!
Me: You can have Edward and Rosalie.... they hate each other and will never stop fighting!!!!!!!!! Moohahahahaha mooha mooha moohahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumpy: *takes a small step to the side*

Back off he's mine
Me:Hi Carlisle

Carlisle:Uh Hello:scratch:

*kidnaps Carlisle*

Carlisle:Is this ever going to stop

Girls:Nope!

Carlisle:Oh boy here we go again

Girls:We love you Carlisle

Carlisle:I think I can tell.*snickers* and *sighs*

Girls:Ah Carlisle your so sweet

Carlisle:Thanks Girls.Now will you guys please stick with your "agreement"

Girls:maybe:twisted:

Carlisle:Now lets see how long this lasts.*worried*

~Ria randomly joins without even asking~

Ria: -sneaks up behind you all in a ninja like way-

Carlisle: Whaa?

Ria -offers him new doctor gear-

Carlisle: -ish distracted-

Ria: *in a sweet voice* Come hither, Good Doctor.

Carlisle: But what about Esme?

Ria: Forget her! The super secret ninja-modeling vampire society needs your help! -waves the doctor kit in his face-

Carlisle: Hmmmm...

*Edward tackles Carlisle*

Edward: Don't listen! It's all lies!!!

Ria: -cries in a corner-